Vegan and vegetarian food and treats, So Delicious!

So unfortunately this short post will not contain any information on new/enticing vegan or vegetarian foods. I apologize. However, it will contain a short rant, followed by a request for comments and/or votes. Okidoki?

Okay, the other day I went back home to my ‘rents house and my mom told me she read my blog because my dad showed her. And basically she was upset by my cussing [?!] and asked me to stop it and take off all the cuss words. First of all, it’s like….WHAT?!!? Is this a joke? This is my blog. Second of all, cussing to me is like stripes to a zebra. A life without cussing is just no life at all to me. I discovered my first cuss word when I was a wee child in Japanese school and I saw the “F” word scratched onto the chalkboard, and ever since then it’s been a non-stop, wonderful journey. Without cussing, there is no me.

Okay maybe it’s not that dramatic. But come on!!! What?!! Okay and third of all, for the record, there are absolutely NO F-bombs dropped on this blog. An occasional “damn,” “shit,” “shitload,” etc., but I stand by my word, NO F-bombs.

And the reason for this ludicrous request?! She wants to show her friends. No comment. And Mom, if you’re reading this, just laugh okay?!! It’s funny!!!!!!! You don’t need to show your friends. It’s fine. I can have my vegan blog chalk full of cuss words and your friends don’t have to know anything about it at all.

BUT if there happens to be any readers out there in cyberspace at all who actually read this thing and your name is not Wilson, Dad, Remi or Ivo, please PLEASE feel free to comment/message me if my cussing does indeed offend you. We’ll make it a very involved, democratic process and if I’m completely outnumbered, I will take off all the cuss words on this blog. Deal? Okay. That’s it for the rant. Thanks for listening.

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